...BECAUSE YOU DO PORN.

So a while back at work there was the hottest man I have ever seen in my life... and I had been seeing him and lusting over him for quite sometime!!! Finally one night my boss introduced him to me and said he wanted me to punch his hole. LOL love that phrase. So I'm all super stunned and I'm like "who me?" It was one of those wow he is so far out of my league moments. So he takes my number tells me to call him after work and to come over so being the horny boy I am hehehe I did. Before I left work that night my boss told me to be careful because this man is the most emotionally fucked up man I will ever come across I just laughed it off because those type of people are the ones I am mostly attracted too!!! I dunno why I just am. So anyways awesome fuck slept and cuddled all night then fucked some more. I was into him he was into me and I was all excited cuz I was seeing dating material (I know I said he was psycho but life would be boring if it wasn't for the crazy's). Then never really heard from him again. See him and say hello at my bar every once in a while when he is there but thats it. I just brush it off and say oh well.

So last night he is at my bar again... and he corners me in the back room compliments me and starts making out with me. I'm like hmmm ok. So later on I start chatting with him. After a little idle chatter he says..."You know I was all ready to Boy-Friend-Ize you but then I heard you do porn" Ok so I'm already over this guy but this is just a funny blow. So I ask him why and he says because of the line of work he is in. So I ask what he does. Well he is high up in the banking industry for a very big bank. I laughed at him and said "Well what does it matter what your boyfriend does if you aren't even supposed to be gay in what you do anyways" He says true. What a wierd reason hmmm. But he told me he would still like my fist up his ass and I said it could happen. He says oh but I have a BF now. Well good for you lol. But anyways I just thought it was funny and I'm still a little drunk so I thought I would blog about it. I get to check this one off my list as my first "...Because you do porn" moment. Talk to you all soon!!!