What's in your BUTT!!!

Dore alley overall was an amazing time. I have plenty of bruises scrapes and bumps to prove so.

One story sticks out in particular. I was fucking with the Ex's in one of thier hotel rooms at the americania and was standing up on the bed to get blown and forgot there was a ceiling fan. I am tall so two wacks to the head later I'm Flying off the bed and nailing the dresser. Thank god someone was around to re-count this besides me cuz I have some pains I can not explain.

Ok so unfortunately I did not have anywhere to put my camera for dore alley... well at the end of the weekend Im sure it would have easily fit in my hole hahahah. Let's list some random things that went into my ass this past weekend:

1: Of course plenty of 10+cock I guess I just lucked out on this one.
2: Ice at the bar
3: A fist (yes my first but it was small so Im all back to normal now
4: A full beer bottle shaken up and emptied into my ass then into the boys mouth. (Comment were made that i must be dead inside cuz it was still cold) HAHAH
5: A cock ring without the cock.
6: Im sure many other things were up there but I do not remeber too much.

(on a side note my friend woke up in the morning and used the restroom to come and find out i guess we put olives up his ass too!!! ) gross but seriously you gotta agree thats funny!!! Also we put the giant cock ring in his ass ate it out then swapped it back and forth between me and the ex. I think we were the piggiest group ever to set foot in that damn place!!!

I got to run into some very good friends IE Demetri Brian and Didier. Plus I made plenty of new ones. Oh yeah and hello to Frank!!! Thanks for the only pic of me from the weekend hahaha.

Bay of pigs was a blast and so was play and the street fest. I have to say I might have broken my golden rule and gone overboard on being a mess and frank and anyone who encountered me this weekend can attest. I DID NOT EVEN DO ANY DRUGS. but I did drink enough to fill a small swimming pool. Which its nto my fault bartenders will give you a shot of Jaeger for eveytime you put your dick in thier hands. This shit was like currency this weekend.

I was told (and I do not remember anythign after power house the first time.) I guess i got nearly tackled by 6 big security guards cuz i was so drunk they though I was falling out on G which I have never done in my life. Sounds tragic to some but fucking HIlarious to me.

Also I don't think i have ever drank so much piss, been pissed on so much, and been pissed in so much in my life. I did not get to fist anyone which made me sad but my day will come.

Ok all until next time...and I will post photos if I come across any.

It was nice to finally meet you Jdawg and if i met anyone this weekend please excuse the messiness hehehe but it was fun.