The Schwartz...errr uh Sword

So I get a nice Email from Mr.. Jett Blakk saying "Wow Geoffrey sounds like you had a blast at dore alley... who is the guy in the pictures with you"

I freaked out a little cuz I know my friend is afraid of any pics getting on the internet but once I checked it out it was just Tony Buff in the picture. I was also afraid that there was plenty of evidence of my crazy time at dore alley... of which I would have welcomed because I barely remember Sunday but I know a lot happened. I was also super excited to have my first "The Sword" article. It was one of those moments where you go "Holy shit someone actually reads this stuff!!" HAHAHAHA So anyways... Here is a link to the article that made me quiver and chuckle all at the same time.
Porn Stars In Their Natural Habitat: Geoffrey Paine Makes Us Feel Prudish

Oh and another story I remeber from Dore Alley which I think explains the bruise on my back...

So I was having a threesome with the ex's at the Americania, and most hotels do not have ceiling fans... but this one did. So I was getting fucked then I stood on the bed to get my cocked sucked while one was getting fucked and my head met Mr. Ceiling fan two whacks to the head and went flying off the bed into the dresser. This story nearly makes me piss my pants every time I tell it. I know it sounds tragic but you know it was all part of the experience and if you were there watching you would be rolling on the ground... or you would be getting laid either way FUN!!!