IML WEEKEND

Fucking LOVE Mike!!!

Hot John Galt!!!

Redneck Bear John

Redneck Bear Peter

Hannibal Handsome

Hi Mr SEXY tatted F Man

Geoffrey and Scott Campbell

View from my Room!!!

So for those of you living under a stone... this past weekend was IML weekend in Chicago, an event I have wanted to attend for the longest time!!!  Imagine 3000+ leather men all cramped into a closed to the public hotel for 5 days!!!  So I head to the airport early Friday morning to try and catch an earlier standby to Chicago.  Voila the gods have prevailed and on top of that a whole bunch of people I knew were on that flight.  So I get to O'Hare and go meet my friend who had just landed also.  We split a cab into the city and it took forever (blue line would have been quicker!!!) but he was not a light packer he had 150#'s worth of leather gear for 4 day worth of showing off.  So we get to the hotel and check in and throw on our best leathers and he gets into pup mode and we head off to the woof party in the basement.  I have never been into pup play but now that he has introduced me to this its actually quite fun.  I was very scared cuz these were some serious players but I finally relaxed and just had a good time mingling with other trainers and playing with their pups.  I was glad to have my pup on a leash he had to of been top dog hehehehe.

 

I know we ended up at the san fran party that night and I got way hammered so bad that I did not remember anything and when I woke up in the morning my hole smelled like fresh nasty delicious sex thank you jebus!!!  Laid in bed all Saturday morning and ordered room service with my friend and did not get out of bed until 3pm.  I was kind of annoyed and wanted to go to the leather mart but no time cuz I had to head off to the Grabby's.

 

After the grabby's me and my friend headed off to sweat... everyone else was at the military ball but I wanted some hot nasty muscle bears and Dj Ted Eiel was playing so it was a no brainer.  Had a lot of fun dancing there and ran into a lot of home town guys there.  Danced till about three and headed back to the hotel and to bed (uneventful RIGHT!!!)

 

Woke up Sunday and headed off to the Grabby's Recovery brunch but that's another story for the Pornie side of the weekend.  Sunday night went off to the House Of Blues for some party that was going on thank god my good friend Demetri from SF gave me his tickets cuz I would have been pissed paying for that over packed and drugged out party... Maybe I was bummed cuz I was sober hahahahah.  I think the highlight of that night was when a "Little Person" walked by and my dirty friend perked up like a 15 y/o lookin at a pair of titties for the first time.  I now have some ideas on a certain scene I wanna run on him. 

 

Monday has come and I just spent the day down at the leather mart with Brian...  Realized it was kinda drabbed so we picked up our friend Jack or maybe it was Jim and he slid so nicely down that we were wasted in no time.  Now Brian was a boy I had met back in NY and we kept in touch ever since.  Amazing guy with and amazing cock!!!  After a few hours downstairs I said alright can we go fuck now!!  I did not have a room so the 17 1/2 floor would have to do.  Bent me over in my chaps and took out his 11 inch dick and just raped the fuck out of me!!!!  The funny thing about IML is that to catch an elevator is impossible so lots of people take the stairs down.  So on top of been taken from behind while kneeled on the stairs in my chaps there was also an audience forming as more and more people came down the stairs.  Brian seemed to get a little shy and was about to stop... "Don't you fucking stop mother fucker" I yelled.  So he went to town for a good 10 minutes more.  I shot my load about 4 stairs up from me and it was stunning!!!  Had to put up a wet floor sign!!!  Overall I have to say IML was quite overwhelming and I was a little intimidated so did not do or fuck as much as I wanted to but it was an amazing experience that I will def do again.  Stay tuned for the Porn side of the weekend.  There was lots more sex involved there!!!  Lets just say I don't think I topped more than one guy this weekend.  Practice bottoming makes perfect!!!

 

WOOF!!!

Rent Boy Pool Party

Hey everyone.... So I was def not into going to the rent boy pool party, but I am definitely glad i went.  It was sooo much fun and everyone was so great!!!  I did def drink way to much.  I was quite flattered when a friend of mine came to me and said Nick Capra was asking about the hot guy with the Tattoo.  It was nice to meet him and now it will be fun to see him again in Chicago this coming weekend.  

So I got off work at 3am and my fellow bar worker Maik knew I was going and decided to tag along which I am so glad he did.  Makes the crack head drive for two hours more bearable.  Lets just say I have a great new mean girl I bonded with this weekend... So Maik have your plastic call my plastic!!!  

Anyways we stayed at the chaps inn which is actually an amazing nice resort... rooms are huge and clean and hot!!!  Anyways I was ecstatic to know my friend Dominik Rider was going to be there.  Spent a great day with him... and god damn is that boy so FIRGGEN HOT!!! Too bad he was tired and retired early that night against my will :)  I understand cuz me and mike were HOT TRANNY MESSES and I would not wanna be around the tragedy myself lol.  Needless to say we went to sleep around 5 am.  Just have to give a couple hot shouts to Jay Lopez and Robbie Ireland.   I really do not remember much from that night but I know it was fun!!!  SO here are a few pictures (THANK YOU TBALL!!!) to help you see some of my memories and to help me recall mine lol!!!

 

Geoff and Dom's Super hot tongues!!!

Hot Cubed!!!

Nick and Geoff

Just Lil ole me!!!

Brodie Sista Howard and Me!!!

Don't cry Maik last call is not for another half hour!!

I think his name is Jay Lopez? HOT!!!

Geoffrey Paine and the Cast of Mug Shot

Hey all!!!  Check out this over on Chronicles of Pornia....  If you any of you are going to be in Chicago IML weekend come on buy and say HELLO!!

Grabbys Charity Recovery Brunch

I will be there with the cast of Mug Shots plus tons of other pornies signing photos and I promise a little more.  Come by its for a good cause!!! Check it out TEST POSITIVE AWARENESS NETWORK

GRABBY RECOVERY BRUNCH

Comedian and Filth2Go columnist Billy Masters and porn star Cort Donovan emcee the only party in town where you can "have your cock and eat it too." Special guest appearances by Blake Riley, Steve Cruz, Jake Deckard, Trevor Knight, Aaron James, Ty Hudson, Nick Capra...plus who knows who else might show up! There is no cover, but there will be raffles to benefit TPAN. Must be 21 years or older with valid photo ID to enter.

Keep your little boy from being a homo!!!

So I forget why  or how I came across this but I did and it made me laugh at how ridiculous it was!!!  I did a lot of looking into this church and found out it was a satirical article.  The only part that scared me is that I actually thought this was real based on the fact institutions such as the Jonesboro Baptist Church exist... but anyways enjoy it will for sure make you laugh or think!!

1.   A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement. Standing straight up, not hunched over while urinating, is a sign of manliness. Squatting on a toilet seat (especially if he hovers to avoid the urine of others or prissily wipes the seat with a square of toilet tissue) to pee is not only effeminate but a sign of shame! It is a secret hobby that homosexuals use in their daily lives. It is a scientific fact that when needing to use the restroom, a male is called upon to engage in the unpleasant undertaking of extruding a poopy in only 1 out of every 3 visits. But homosexuals use all three visits to practice squatting, to limber the cheeks of their bottom in preparation for even the most enormous (Negro) penises. Such calisthenics are neither necessary nor advisable for men who have no intention of squatting over an engorged penis. As soon as your child is able to walk on two feet, you must make that sure he is taught to stand proudly in front of a private or public toilet seat, and to speak not a word, especially in response to the coy whispers of Catholic priests in the next stall.

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   A boy must eat everything on his plate. But if your son pesters you to serve corn on the cob, hot dogs or sausages, that is your signal to change his diet. Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick.

3.

   A boy must always wear socks, except while swimming. So-called, "flip-flops" and "sandals," where the toes and ankles are exposed are products that were created during the (homo)sexual revolution. Creation research indicates that these types of provocative "shoes," were invented by homosexuals in San Fransissyco during the late 1960's with fetishes for little boy ankles. Thwart the perverted delight of these pedo-pedophiles with a thick pair of tube socks!

4.

   A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind. He should spend Saturday mornings sitting quietly by his Father's side (with a respectful 3" between the male bodies), watching sports that don't involved male leotards. He must watch Football, Basketball, Baseball and Boxing. Soccer is not a sport for civilized people and often results in alarmingly long, uncut penises escaping from very alluring satin shorts. Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men. Make your child aware of this. When there are no sports on TV, take your boy out in the backyard and throw the football or play catch with a very hard baseball. Under no circumstances: wrestle in shorts, especially if your son is strapping, handsome and sporting a noticeably turgid crotch.

5.

   A boy must not play with dolls. If your boy has a young sister, forbid him from entering her room except for the purposes of the type of ordinary heterosexual experimentation that occurs in any Christian household. If you catch your male child playing with dolls, Landover Baptist Child Psychologists recommended that you shave his head, and sit him out at the end of the driveway with a sign around his neck that says, "I'm a Sissy Boy Who Plays With Dolls – Mailman: Why don't you just go ahead and stick something in my mouth?." This method of prevention has a 99.5% success rate (unless your particular mailman is young and attractive).

6.

   A boy must not refer to his parents as "Mommy" or "Daddy." As soon as your boy is old enough to speak, he must be taught to call his Mother, "Ma," or "Momma" or "Mommie Dearest." When addressing his Father, he should refer to him as, "Sir," "Dad," or "Commander." "Mommy" and "Daddy" are what fey, spoiled boys weaned on effeminacy coo, embarrassing you in front of the neighbors by never keeping the palms of their hands below their waists.

7. 

  A boy must always wear thick, white underwear. White boxers, and/or briefs are acceptable. Your child must be taught that men who wear colored underwear or undergarments that are cut within one inch of the outer periphery of their pubic region or the trough of the valley between the cheeks of their bottom are either European or Homosexual – and in America there is no difference between the two.

8.

   A boy must never cry or pout. Crying, pouting or showing feelings are weak and feminine traits. After the natural tears of infancy, brought on by a child's traumatic exit from the spiritual realm of Heaven, to the horrible shock every young man experiences in seeing his very own mother's hairy, dilated vagina, and into this Devil run world we call, "Earth," your boy must be taught to stop crying. It usually takes a normal child several weeks to get over its birth – even when using daily submersions into ice-water.If your child is still crying after three weeks, please drop him off at the Creation Science Laboratory for the remainder of the year and for a determination of whether he is worth having back.

9.

   A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow. Christian parents should remove and destroy any suspiciously colored crayons from their boy's box of Crayolas. This needs no explanation, as we here at Landover Baptist are all familiar with Mr. Crayola's so-called "alternate lifestyle," and his reason for putting "Pansy Pink" and "Engorged Penis Head Purple" into his boxes are quite obvious. A boy must also draw in straight lines. Some curves are fine, but if you suspect your child of "doodling," and see that he is using more curves than straight lines, please call your Pastor immediately.

10.

  A boy must not skip or prance. You must not allow your boy to attend any school where they teach the children to "skip," or play "hopscotch" in Physical Education class. Creation Scientists have proved that such activities are the precursor to cross-dressing, appreciation for poetry, a sardonic display of irony and the rampant shoplifting of skin care products.

Men in the Industry taht make my cock jump!

Hey all, thought it would be fun to make up this list of porn stars that I absolutely adore and just think are the BEES KNEES. I would do anything for a scene with these folks!!! So here's my list and why...

Francois Sagat.... Ok from the amazing unique tattoo, to his perfectly shaped body, to his amazingly beautiful eyes, this man has it all for me. I have already bought the ring I'm just waiting for our paths to cross hehehehe.

Steve Cruz... I'm such a sucker for short furry squirrelly little men with big hot ears and the most sinister smiles ever. I was at work the other day and seeing Steve get fucked and how much fun he has while doing made me go hmmmm I'd like to take that for a ride!!! I'll bring the Paine Steve!!!

Fred Faurtin... My love for French men keeps growing and growing and growing. Je T'aime Fred. He is just an amazing package and quite the pig!!! Been talking to him on myspace quite a bit and can't wait to meet up with him in Paris this fall. I really don't know what it is about him but he really gets my engine red-lining.

Jackson Wild... not my typical type but the fantasies I have about gagging him tying him down and fucking the most beautiful hole in the world till he cries really does something for me... GAG A MUST!!!

RJ Danvers... Already one I can put in my books... a great friend and an awesome bed mate. This boy makes me so jealous thinking "damn to be that sexually enlightened at his age is so cool!!!" I know me and RJ have amazing sexual chemistry, but to transcribe that onto the screen would blow up your TV!!!

Bo Knight.... This fucking sick ass mean animal can make me bust a nut by just watching, and listening to his primitive noises he makes in bed. Sex would be so raw and broken down to just instincts with him it makes me quiver. FUCK ME BO!!!!

Alex Baresi... All I have to say that to see such a stunning man do such stunning things fucks me up. I don't think I would be able to control myself around him. His scene in fear drives me nuts (if you have not seen it its not really for the faint of heart). To see a man so open sexually to just about anything is so hot!!! I would love to have my fist in him some day whilst pissing spitting punching slapping fucking and whipping him all at once. If I was ever in bed with this man he would bring out a side rarely seen in me!!!