Pink slip for Penis

My penis got laid off from where I work so I went to go visit him at his newjobs at the local coffee shop. He makes a mean whatever the fuck but it sure tasted exactly like I wanted!!! LEGENDARY SERVICE


SORRY MR PAINE IM BREWING A FRESH CUP FOR YOU

ALMOST FULL "I HAVE A VENTI SPECIAL SOMETHING FOR MR. PAINE"

MMMMM...Why im naked in starbucks I don't know but I am smiling.

Oh its too cold outside for something cold? Here try one of new thick delicious cup of yum!!!

Extra yum on the sides please.

MMMM The warmth is sticking to my ribs and my beard!!!

Hot House's "THE DEEP END"

Hey all... Finally some pics up from my last Hot House shoot. I really enjoyed this one despite (if some of you read) being really sick. But anyways I have to say my Cock has never looked bigger I was kinda blown away... and to have a mid-air cum shot.. shot is soooooo cool at least for me.

My weekend was actually pretty crazy. I went to do a live sex show at this dance dungeon cruise party which ended being so insanely fun. I would say there were mostly ONLY hot daddies there. Besides fucking Nick Piston and pissing all over him on stage I also...
1) Got Gang Banged in a sling
2) Got passed around in the back room for the gogo dancers.
3) Douched a boy out with my piss
4) Had a super hung hot cocky latin boy fuck me to two cum shots and then shot his load all over my back and it was soo much it felt like I had taken a bath in SEMEN!!! It was hot.
5) Had a bunch of guys jerk off on my chest
6) Fisted my good friend Eddie on stage
7) Was gaga over this hot iranian daddy all night who at the end of the night finally came up to me to my surprise and said Im going with him. Which led to an amazing night of serious power fuckig for like three hours. All this and I was barely drunk and went to bed at like 630 in the morning.
8) I also got to fuck this hot little latin porn star who I have always wanted so check off my list.

That was all just friday night. Sat I ended up meeting this Adorkable kid at my bar and spending a nice evening with him and Sunday there was the sunset junction street fest outside my bar so we were hella busy and packed. I loved it though cuz once again I was like a kid in a candy store. My pockets were overflowing with numbers and I was not drunk yesterday so I remeber all those who gave me them!!! I did run into the ex dating my ex so that was a bit of a shocker for me so my BFF took me out for ice cream when I got off work.

I do have to say as I am typing this maybe I should take my Docs advice and seek help for my sex addiction. But I enjoy it soo much hahaha. Anyways until next time all...

Go ahead ask me ANYTHING!!!

Antyhing you ever wanted to ask me, tell me what you want to see, or comments or suggestions just click here E-mail Geoffrey Paine Direct

I just want to see what might come in and maybe some creative minds will give me new ideas to shoot with my iPhone like my free fun photos.

Hope to hear from ya'll soon.

Hopefully I'll have some shots from the mustang shoot on thursday to give you guys... even though the "strictly forbid" cameras on set but we will see.

Geoffrey Paine.

The Schwartz...errr uh Sword

So I get a nice Email from Mr.. Jett Blakk saying "Wow Geoffrey sounds like you had a blast at dore alley... who is the guy in the pictures with you"

I freaked out a little cuz I know my friend is afraid of any pics getting on the internet but once I checked it out it was just Tony Buff in the picture. I was also afraid that there was plenty of evidence of my crazy time at dore alley... of which I would have welcomed because I barely remember Sunday but I know a lot happened. I was also super excited to have my first "The Sword" article. It was one of those moments where you go "Holy shit someone actually reads this stuff!!" HAHAHAHA So anyways... Here is a link to the article that made me quiver and chuckle all at the same time.
Porn Stars In Their Natural Habitat: Geoffrey Paine Makes Us Feel Prudish

Oh and another story I remeber from Dore Alley which I think explains the bruise on my back...

So I was having a threesome with the ex's at the Americania, and most hotels do not have ceiling fans... but this one did. So I was getting fucked then I stood on the bed to get my cocked sucked while one was getting fucked and my head met Mr. Ceiling fan two whacks to the head and went flying off the bed into the dresser. This story nearly makes me piss my pants every time I tell it. I know it sounds tragic but you know it was all part of the experience and if you were there watching you would be rolling on the ground... or you would be getting laid either way FUN!!!

Grunts: Arm of One

Hey everyone!!

So next week I am shooting for Mustang for the first time. I not know what I'll be doing or who for that matter but I am really excited cuz from what I know there is a good chance that Paul Beresi will be directing and I have heard nothing but amazing things about him from my good friend Dominik Rider.

Also I'm very excited that the movie I shot for Raging Stallion back in Nov 07(click here to read about the shoot) has finally come out!!! Grunts: Arm of One is one amazing fisting movie and has been seeling extremly well. Which makes me excited. I was super stoked to find out that the movie was tied to one of the best selling adult video series of all time: Grunts. So anyways here are a couple shots from that movie. I'll be back later this week with some new photos and for those of you who read my blog often the BBQ was not on!!! HAHAHAHAH. Oh and I thought I would end with a quote that has been in my had for the past couple weeks. (I know my blog feel like a schizo writes is)

"PainE is weakeness leaving the body" (BUT I PROMISE YOU PAINE IS USUALLY JUST MY DICK LEAVING YOUR BODY)




Geoffrey Paine