PAINE IN THE ASS

Retired

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:23:00 +0000

This is my official "Retirement Post" I had so much fun doing porn but in the end it got more like a job than anything and wasn't as fun anymore. I wana thank all the people I have met through the past two years and all the great people I worked with. Special shout outs to T-Ball and Frank. You two have been so awesome since my debut and I am glad I got to see you both in SF for Folsom.

So a little update on my life...

I'm in a LTR and have been for a year now (wow shocking) Moved to LA and have serious plans to move to france within the next year if eveyrthing works out right. I am still gogo dancing from time to time and might pick it up more again soon. ANyways nothing too exciting really so once again thank you all for all your support and well wishes and I'm sure someday I'll be back hehehe MAYBE.

-Geoffre

P.s. Check out RSS inked calender 2010 I finally got into it :)

A few shoots!

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:04:00 +0000

Hey everyone time for an update.

First I was so excited a few weeks back when Titan called me up to shoot for their IML movie. I have always wanted to be in a “Folsom” film for Titan. I was excited and intimidated to hear I was working with Dean Flynn. As usual I had no reason to be nervous because he was soooo nice and so was everyone else on set. I love working for Brian Mills and the rest of the Titan crew. The shoot went rather well and I got to keep the outfit made for me from the company Priape. All and all a great shoot and can’t wait to see the result.

A couple weeks later I had a shoot with club inferno again. It went rather well. Sometimes I wish I didn’t have a day job so I wouldn’t be so rushed to get back to LA. My scene partner Collin Steele was so great and we had such a nice connection. I am still in contact with him today. Great guy too bad he is back east.

A bit after that it was GAYVN weekend. I was in two categories none of which one and were announced pretty damn early in the show. What really sucked about them is that it seemed so disorganized and it was assigned seating so I didn’t know anyone around me… I left after an hour from the show and met up with my man and went and partied at the power house.
It was a really good weekend and no matter how lame the awards were I still got to see and hang with some of my SF family which always makes me happy.

Yesterday I just got back from SF from a KINK.COM shoot. I tell ya…. I know my last name is PAINE but this was something different and I have to hand it to the bottom who was able to take so much. I am not formally trained in BDSM so I felt a little green. Don’t get me wrong I do like pain but if it is a surprise and part of the sex. I am not too into structured protocol sex. The best part about it was working with Luke Riley what a fun guy and hope to see him at IML this year. He owes me some Paine after what I did to him. Also the armory in SF is where all this is done and it has to be the creepiest shit right out of a horror movie place that I have ever been to. I made it through the night and was able to snap some pics of the interior to maybe give an idea as to how cool and old and creepy it was. Kink.com is what I would call a “straight run” company which they do more straight stuff then gay. It was run so professionally and like clockwork. I like working for companies like that. They don’t seem to have the drama of many of the other porn studios.

Anyways that’s my update for now.

Here are some pics I snapped of the Armory.

Geoffrey Paine

Fans

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 21:30:00 +0000

So I really don't know if anyone reads this anymore cuz I have not been very active but today I'm feeling active.

So I got off the bar early enough to head back to the LBC to go out and while I was at boys room there was this really hot latin boy who recognized me and wanted to take a picture with me. I have to say this is the first time that has ever happened and call me a dork but it was so fantastic and fun (especially since he was hot). Anyways so I took the picture and i was so damned flattered!!! Then another guy came to me and said he loved my work too!! Luis was so sweet and he bought my entire round of drinks. Anyways nicest thing anyone has done for me in a while.

On another note I am super duper excited for the GAYVN's next week. I am included in the nomination for best "Group Scene" for Titan's Home Invasion. Never thought I would ever get nominated for a GAYVN but hey! Also my movie "Grunts Fisting: Arm of one" was nominated for best fetish movie. So two whole nominations floored me. So me and my man are heading up to SF next week for the festivities and as always flying my Fav Fab airline Virgin.

I also did a couple photo shoots lately for unzipped magazine. Don't know when they will appear but I'm sure I will find out.

Yeah I know... no crazy sex stories to tell about but hopefully I will have some for when I am back from SF.

Geoffrey Paine

Where it all began...

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:31:00 +0000

So I have been interviewed many times about where it all began. IN an elevator at folsom 2006... and thats how I shot my first scene etc etc lol. Anyways I found the clip on my computer recently and though I would share my first "video/scene" with everyone. It's still one of my favorites cuz it was impromptu and so raw (not BB just real) ENJOY!!!

-Geoffrey Paine

Happy end of January 2009!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:55:00 +0000

So Finally I'm back. 2008 was a good year overall. Lots of great things an opportunities in the porn world presented themselves. I took a lot of beating from quite a few lame and destructive relationships and was just tired at the end of the year of all of it. But now its a new year and I am back and a lot of great things are in the works.

I have a hot house shoot coming up in March. I'll have two Robert Van Damme features coming out in the near future which should be really funny actually. I am shooting with a new start up company coming up in the next few weeks.

Also I finally got to shoot with one of my favorite photographers, Eric Schwabel. His photos always amaze me and he is truly truly talented. Anyways the shoot is supposedly for DNA magazine in AUS and for a coffetable book he is working on. I wish I could show some of the shots but he has asked me not too until he works out more details of what the book is going to entail. He has asked me back to hopefully shoot for another unzipped spread.

Also I got an email with a layout from Unzipped showing how they are going to be doing a review on my blog. I got a B+ second highest out of all the ones they reviewed. So I figured my blog does have some substance and I always have fun doing it so why not keep going on it.

The video on this entry was shot after I shot for my friend Peter Romero for NASTYDADDY.COM. I was showering off and he decided to film it. At first I thought Bleh about it cuz the soap he had made everything green but it was a funny little snippet.

Ok talk to you all soon!!

-Geoffrey Paine

"Home Invasion" Finally here!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:25:00 +0000

Finally after a whole year of waiting for my Joe Gage film Home invasion finally makes it to Blu Ray and DVD!!!! If you want to know more about the shoot and how it went here is the link to my blog about it here HOME INVASION SHOOT. Now enjoy the pics I was able to get. I loved these ones. Brian Mills is truly a genius with his photogrpahy and I always feel like he captures me how I like to be captured. ENJOY!!!

Robert Van Damme

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:32:00 +0000

Hey Everyone,

Life is crazy as always work is insane etc etc. So its been a while. ***Taps mic, is this thing on?***

A few weeks back I shot two scenes over the weekend for Robert Van Damme's new line of DVD's. Not sure of the titles yet. They were both very relaxed and fun to shoot. They were not scripted for the B roll and we had to ad lib it which ended up being very fun.

My first scene was shot with the incredibly handsome Antonio Milan with that giant perfect penis of his and it felt great plowing my hole. This scene ended up being really funny to shoot so if your up for a good laugh while watching me get fucked then make sure you look out for this one.

The next day I was a little scared. I was being tag teamed by Josh West and Mike Powers and for those of you who know them they both have huge cocks. I have to say they were awesome. It was hard to concentrate bacause it was such a rough and tumble scene, but I think I did OK. It was funny cuz Josh is such a nice funny sweet gentle person then they told him to be rough in the scene and DAMN he turned into a monster it was awesome. Great cum shots.. an unbelievable amount of sweat and three huge loads all over the place!!!

So again I do not have any pics to go along with the shoot but I decided to put just whatever shots of old me heheheh back in the day.

Also I have some exciting news... I shot a film for Joe Gage for titan over a year ago and it is finally coming out on 12/23/2008. I have had some really good cum shots in movies before but this one and i quote Brian Mills and Joe Gage "You knocked us out of our fucking chairs with that one... that was an unbelievable shot" So im really excited for it and have been really patient for this one to come so look out for "Home Invasion" coming in December from Titan Media.

FOLSOM '08

ME LAST DECEMBER AT MY FRIENDS RAVE

I USE TO BE A RAVER ABOUT 8 YEARS AGO :)

MORE DJ JABERWOKY

MY DJ JABERWOKY DAYS NOW I GO BY GEOFFREY PAINE

ADULT PROM PARTY AT A FRIENDS HOUSE FUN!!!!

G'S AND X'S HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

I'M IN LOVE WITH JAX SHE IS THE HOTTEST FUCKING CHICK EVER AND SO MUCH FUN!!!

ME AND MY MESS FRIEND X boy ON MY BDAY

MY BDAY DINNER ON THE CRUISE

Geoffrey Paine on Xtube

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:17:00 +0000

Hey guys...

So I am a bit of a show off and like to put stuff up on Xtube. So I thought I would bring them on over to you on my blog so enjoy. Also stay tuned for next weeks blog entitled "Geoffrey Paine gets arrested on his birthday in Mexico..." With pics and video heheheh.

- Geoffrey Paine

More Joey Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:17:00 +0000

Hey guys here are a few more photos from my shoot with my bud for Jose Aguilar... I like them and it was a very impromptu shoot hope you enjoy... Also I just got back from ten days in Paris... no dirty pictures to share but got some def good stories and a firm belief that the french are great lovers!!! More on the next post.

- Geoffrey Paine

I'm not Dead

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:44:00 +0000

Hey everyone... for those of you still reading :) I am still alive and thriving. I will have my Folsom post up soon. I am headed off to Paris for two weeks starting Thursday so hopefully I'll have some hot personal "dear penthouse..." stories for you.

On Saturday I did a shoot for The Cover Code Which is a new online magazine concept that fuses fashion and porn together. We had a bunch of issues with the other model but over all it went amazing and I am super excited about the stills for this one. The pic you see is for the cover and it's fierce. Finally a pic where I am not naked heheheh. Make sure you check out The Cover Code when it launches on October 9th.

I think I am still a little drunk from the night before and thats prolly why this seems a little blah.

Oh yeah... On Friday I totally scored on my end and got to live out one of my fantasies... I got to service a hot muscled cigar smokin daddy in his hotel room. Always wanted to do that. He sat there puffin away while i sucked that dick and rode it for like two hours!!! It had to of been the most beautiful cock I have seen in a very long time. It was super hot!!! So there is that little tid bit.

Ok until next time :) OH yeah and if you go to My Myspace you can see my plethora of Folsom 2008 pictures :)

Jose Aguilar

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:06:00 +0000

I have always like this guys photography but only thought he shot latin boys. So i never tried. Ends up he is good friends with my best friends so we arranged a photo shoot down at the port in Long Beach. It was a ton of fun so here are a a couple I liked and wanna share.

Nothing new to report in Geoffrey Paine land. My PA is healing just fine and getting all ready for Folsom. I had my leather pants from last year modified and im going "Yellow" for those of you in the know hehehe. I also "won" thesword.com contest for an all expenses paid trip to Folsom last week but have not heard anything from them yet so I'm kinda bummed it being only a little more than a week away. I did last night though get an offer for 10 bucks more a night to stay at the Ritz in Nob Hill so considering that but I don't know how ok it will be to walk through the lobby bare assed at the ritz hahaha ok I'll shutup now here are some pics :)

Send me to FOLSOM!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:32:00 +0000

HEY GUYS I DONT ASK MUCH OF YA'LL BUT IF YOU COULD HELP ME WIN THE FOLSOM CONTEST THROUGH THE SWORD BY VOTING FOR ME I WILL FOREVER BE INDEBTED PLUS I PROMISE TO PROVIDE EXTREMELY DIRTY SEXY PHOTO JOURNAL IF FOLSOM IF I WIN!!!

LOVE YOU ALL MEAN IT NOW VOTE!!!!

THEY PUT ME UNDER THE NAME GREG SO VOTE FOR GREG

Body Mod Update v1.0

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:55:00 +0000

Hey everyone...

So I got quite a few comments on the new body mod so here is an update.

It is a week in and I have been able to only cum twice but the sensation in my cock is awesome its soooo sensitive. I have been fucked three times and each guy had a monster cock and it was fucking awesome. There was some sorts of awesome mind fuck that came with not being able to touch my cock while someone is tearing me a new one.

After the first guy did I got the worst case of blue balls I have ever had!!! That was when I forced myself to rub one out. Never had such a feeling of release so intense before. But yeah so that is the update on it. I don't think I'll be in the best shape to top nor do i wanna risk messing it up by Folsom. So looks like Geoffrey is gonna be the pass around bottom at folsom. I promise to bring a camera this time!!!

xoxoxox
Geoffrey Paine

New Body Mod

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:59:00 +0000

So this might not be for the faint at heart but... I GOT MY PA done finally. I had been up in the air about it for soooo long. I talked to a guy on dudes nudes and decided from his reaction and how much he loved hit to go out that day and do it. It was the best Piercing I have ever had. Just teh right amount of shock, Paine, and a sort of "sounding" I jumped nearly off the table cuz I told the (HOT PIERCER) that I wanted very little warnign as to increase the rush. I've had 16 piercings now and some have been very disapointing at the expierence I wanted with them but not this one. So he did it BAM I jumped then the endorphins just made me laugh and laugh and laugh I LOVED IT. So now I have one!!! For those of you who know something about body piercings I got it pierced at an 8g and the receiving tube was a 2g. So if your sqeamish then don't look at the next pic.

Pink slip for Penis

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:56:00 +0000

My penis got laid off from where I work so I went to go visit him at his newjobs at the local coffee shop. He makes a mean whatever the fuck but it sure tasted exactly like I wanted!!! LEGENDARY SERVICE

SORRY MR PAINE IM BREWING A FRESH CUP FOR YOU

ALMOST FULL "I HAVE A VENTI SPECIAL SOMETHING FOR MR. PAINE"

MMMMM...Why im naked in starbucks I don't know but I am smiling.

Oh its too cold outside for something cold? Here try one of new thick delicious cup of yum!!!

Extra yum on the sides please.

MMMM The warmth is sticking to my ribs and my beard!!!

Hot House's "THE DEEP END"

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:11:00 +0000

Hey all... Finally some pics up from my last Hot House shoot. I really enjoyed this one despite (if some of you read) being really sick. But anyways I have to say my Cock has never looked bigger I was kinda blown away... and to have a mid-air cum shot.. shot is soooooo cool at least for me.

My weekend was actually pretty crazy. I went to do a live sex show at this dance dungeon cruise party which ended being so insanely fun. I would say there were mostly ONLY hot daddies there. Besides fucking Nick Piston and pissing all over him on stage I also...
1) Got Gang Banged in a sling
2) Got passed around in the back room for the gogo dancers.
3) Douched a boy out with my piss
4) Had a super hung hot cocky latin boy fuck me to two cum shots and then shot his load all over my back and it was soo much it felt like I had taken a bath in SEMEN!!! It was hot.
5) Had a bunch of guys jerk off on my chest
6) Fisted my good friend Eddie on stage
7) Was gaga over this hot iranian daddy all night who at the end of the night finally came up to me to my surprise and said Im going with him. Which led to an amazing night of serious power fuckig for like three hours. All this and I was barely drunk and went to bed at like 630 in the morning.
8) I also got to fuck this hot little latin porn star who I have always wanted so check off my list.

That was all just friday night. Sat I ended up meeting this Adorkable kid at my bar and spending a nice evening with him and Sunday there was the sunset junction street fest outside my bar so we were hella busy and packed. I loved it though cuz once again I was like a kid in a candy store. My pockets were overflowing with numbers and I was not drunk yesterday so I remeber all those who gave me them!!! I did run into the ex dating my ex so that was a bit of a shocker for me so my BFF took me out for ice cream when I got off work.

I do have to say as I am typing this maybe I should take my Docs advice and seek help for my sex addiction. But I enjoy it soo much hahaha. Anyways until next time all...

Go ahead ask me ANYTHING!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:17:00 +0000

Antyhing you ever wanted to ask me, tell me what you want to see, or comments or suggestions just click here E-mail Geoffrey Paine Direct

I just want to see what might come in and maybe some creative minds will give me new ideas to shoot with my iPhone like my free fun photos.

Hope to hear from ya'll soon.

Hopefully I'll have some shots from the mustang shoot on thursday to give you guys... even though the "strictly forbid" cameras on set but we will see.

Geoffrey Paine.

The Schwartz...errr uh Sword

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:01:00 +0000

So I get a nice Email from Mr.. Jett Blakk saying "Wow Geoffrey sounds like you had a blast at dore alley... who is the guy in the pictures with you"

I freaked out a little cuz I know my friend is afraid of any pics getting on the internet but once I checked it out it was just Tony Buff in the picture. I was also afraid that there was plenty of evidence of my crazy time at dore alley... of which I would have welcomed because I barely remember Sunday but I know a lot happened. I was also super excited to have my first "The Sword" article. It was one of those moments where you go "Holy shit someone actually reads this stuff!!" HAHAHAHA So anyways... Here is a link to the article that made me quiver and chuckle all at the same time.
Porn Stars In Their Natural Habitat: Geoffrey Paine Makes Us Feel Prudish

Oh and another story I remeber from Dore Alley which I think explains the bruise on my back...

So I was having a threesome with the ex's at the Americania, and most hotels do not have ceiling fans... but this one did. So I was getting fucked then I stood on the bed to get my cocked sucked while one was getting fucked and my head met Mr. Ceiling fan two whacks to the head and went flying off the bed into the dresser. This story nearly makes me piss my pants every time I tell it. I know it sounds tragic but you know it was all part of the experience and if you were there watching you would be rolling on the ground... or you would be getting laid either way FUN!!!

Grunts: Arm of One

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:29:00 +0000

Hey everyone!!

So next week I am shooting for Mustang for the first time. I not know what I'll be doing or who for that matter but I am really excited cuz from what I know there is a good chance that Paul Beresi will be directing and I have heard nothing but amazing things about him from my good friend Dominik Rider.

Also I'm very excited that the movie I shot for Raging Stallion back in Nov 07(click here to read about the shoot) has finally come out!!! Grunts: Arm of One is one amazing fisting movie and has been seeling extremly well. Which makes me excited. I was super stoked to find out that the movie was tied to one of the best selling adult video series of all time: Grunts. So anyways here are a couple shots from that movie. I'll be back later this week with some new photos and for those of you who read my blog often the BBQ was not on!!! HAHAHAHAH. Oh and I thought I would end with a quote that has been in my had for the past couple weeks. (I know my blog feel like a schizo writes is)

"PainE is weakeness leaving the body" (BUT I PROMISE YOU PAINE IS USUALLY JUST MY DICK LEAVING YOUR BODY)

Geoffrey Paine

A bored afternoon at work...

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:07:00 +0000

So I was bored at work but my cock seemed to want to be productive today so he kept working aroung the office.

I think I am gaining on Mr. Zack Spears!!!

Making copies!!!

Ok Lunch time lets BBQ up some weiners

He ate too much and threw up

Piss Break

Gotta re-hydrate!!!

What's in your BUTT!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:47:00 +0000

Dore alley overall was an amazing time. I have plenty of bruises scrapes and bumps to prove so.

One story sticks out in particular. I was fucking with the Ex's in one of thier hotel rooms at the americania and was standing up on the bed to get blown and forgot there was a ceiling fan. I am tall so two wacks to the head later I'm Flying off the bed and nailing the dresser. Thank god someone was around to re-count this besides me cuz I have some pains I can not explain.

Ok so unfortunately I did not have anywhere to put my camera for dore alley... well at the end of the weekend Im sure it would have easily fit in my hole hahahah. Let's list some random things that went into my ass this past weekend:

1: Of course plenty of 10+cock I guess I just lucked out on this one.
2: Ice at the bar
3: A fist (yes my first but it was small so Im all back to normal now
4: A full beer bottle shaken up and emptied into my ass then into the boys mouth. (Comment were made that i must be dead inside cuz it was still cold) HAHAH
5: A cock ring without the cock.
6: Im sure many other things were up there but I do not remeber too much.

(on a side note my friend woke up in the morning and used the restroom to come and find out i guess we put olives up his ass too!!! ) gross but seriously you gotta agree thats funny!!! Also we put the giant cock ring in his ass ate it out then swapped it back and forth between me and the ex. I think we were the piggiest group ever to set foot in that damn place!!!

I got to run into some very good friends IE Demetri Brian and Didier. Plus I made plenty of new ones. Oh yeah and hello to Frank!!! Thanks for the only pic of me from the weekend hahaha.

Bay of pigs was a blast and so was play and the street fest. I have to say I might have broken my golden rule and gone overboard on being a mess and frank and anyone who encountered me this weekend can attest. I DID NOT EVEN DO ANY DRUGS. but I did drink enough to fill a small swimming pool. Which its nto my fault bartenders will give you a shot of Jaeger for eveytime you put your dick in thier hands. This shit was like currency this weekend.

I was told (and I do not remember anythign after power house the first time.) I guess i got nearly tackled by 6 big security guards cuz i was so drunk they though I was falling out on G which I have never done in my life. Sounds tragic to some but fucking HIlarious to me.

Also I don't think i have ever drank so much piss, been pissed on so much, and been pissed in so much in my life. I did not get to fist anyone which made me sad but my day will come.

Ok all until next time...and I will post photos if I come across any.

It was nice to finally meet you Jdawg and if i met anyone this weekend please excuse the messiness hehehe but it was fun.

Porn Star Alley: Markus Ram, Wolf Hudson, Jett Blakk, and Geoffrey Paine

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:08:00 +0000

Hey everyone... Yes I'm not dead and my absence I'm sure has pushed many away... I want you to know that I still love everyone of you... Hehehe ok that was cheesy but yeah I do love all 63 of you a day who now read my blog. Just a little update with me and my personal life cuz I really never delve into it. I HAVE BF's there I said it. I have been in a threesome nasty sexual awesome fucked up kinky threesome for the past two months so a lot of my time has been preoccupied. I have still been filming etc just not updating this puppy but anyways yes.

So last Thursday I finally got to make my appearance at "Porn Star Alley" with Jason Seachrest. We were doing a special "Alley" for the release of Dirty Bird Pictures "MugShots"

There was not much of a crowd but that is not always such a bad thing. I had a blast. The questions were fun the stars were a hoot ( I always love seeing Wolf Hudson he is so super sweet and nice and fun!!!) and I spent some time hanging with hung Markus Ram. I tell ya he got my Cooter Kat meowing for some of that amazing cock. **slobber**. Overall had a lot of fun and the time just flew by. Thank you so much to Tball for providing the pics and for Kris on finally letting me take and be part of the legendary "Blue Tshirt Book" Go ahead and check out porn star alley myspace blog to read the review and see some more pics. Cocktails With the Stars

Also I was quite moved and ecstatic to hear this from a fan as a response to the blog.

"As for Geoffery Paine he lives up to his name (pain) and his reputation is secure one of the most fearless warriors in porn!"

That was the best compliment anyone has ever paid me!!! Thanks DEWAYNEINSD

Hot House and Hazzard Zone (and Sick)

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:28:00 +0000

Hey everyone... Long time no talk sorry about that. I went to SF two weeks ago to shoot with Hot House again. I have to say from my first porn being hot house to this most current one it was really cool to see how far i have come in my "Acting" if you will. I got to work with Robert and Ivan again who are two amazing directors. My scene partner WHOA... Luke Spears... super fucking cute and was amazing to fuck on film. What a beautiful ass (of which I tore up and destroyed). Flew up tuesday and I guess there was no one around to pick me up due to the shoot that day going longer than expected. So I cabbed it to the city and met up with my good friend Demetri for dinner. I was not feeling too hot but I figured it was from a tough workout that morning. So I got to set at 10 am and did a fast amazing photo shoot for stills then relaxed till we started filming. This filming went rather quick by HH standards and I have to give thanks to my co-stars ability to keep on trucking (and mine since I by now had noticed I think I was getting the flu and had popped enough Ibuprofin to kill a hoarse. Finsihed up the shoot and clapsed on the couch. Went home and continued to have a flu for 5 days it was kinda scary but finally it broke and I am back 110%. I do not have any pictures from SF this time sorry so I will leave you with a pic of mr Lke Spears and myself from the Hazzard Zone shoot with CHI CHI.

Oh yeah and if you all are in the LA area make sure you make it to MJ's in silverlake for cocktail with the stars as Me and many from the cast of Mushots will be there signing and handing out goodies all evening related to MugShots.

OLD AND/OR FUNNY PICS OF GEOFFREY!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:22:00 +0000

HEY EVERYONE THESE ARE NOT THE BEST PICS BUT THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUN TO TAKE A WALK THROUGH THE PAST!!! GAY!!! SO GAY HOT TRANNIE MESS GAY!!!!

IML WEEKEND

noreply@blogger.com (Geoffrey Paine) — Thu, 29 May 2008 03:36:00 +0000

Fucking LOVE Mike!!!

Hot John Galt!!!

Redneck Bear John

Redneck Bear Peter

Hannibal Handsome

Hi Mr SEXY tatted F Man

Geoffrey and Scott Campbell

View from my Room!!!

So for those of you living under a stone... this past weekend was IML weekend in Chicago, an event I have wanted to attend for the longest time!!! Imagine 3000+ leather men all cramped into a closed to the public hotel for 5 days!!! So I head to the airport early Friday morning to try and catch an earlier standby to Chicago. Voila the gods have prevailed and on top of that a whole bunch of people I knew were on that flight. So I get to O'Hare and go meet my friend who had just landed also. We split a cab into the city and it took forever (blue line would have been quicker!!!) but he was not a light packer he had 150#'s worth of leather gear for 4 day worth of showing off. So we get to the hotel and check in and throw on our best leathers and he gets into pup mode and we head off to the woof party in the basement. I have never been into pup play but now that he has introduced me to this its actually quite fun. I was very scared cuz these were some serious players but I finally relaxed and just had a good time mingling with other trainers and playing with their pups. I was glad to have my pup on a leash he had to of been top dog hehehehe.

I know we ended up at the san fran party that night and I got way hammered so bad that I did not remember anything and when I woke up in the morning my hole smelled like fresh nasty delicious sex thank you jebus!!! Laid in bed all Saturday morning and ordered room service with my friend and did not get out of bed until 3pm. I was kind of annoyed and wanted to go to the leather mart but no time cuz I had to head off to the Grabby's.

After the grabby's me and my friend headed off to sweat... everyone else was at the military ball but I wanted some hot nasty muscle bears and Dj Ted Eiel was playing so it was a no brainer. Had a lot of fun dancing there and ran into a lot of home town guys there. Danced till about three and headed back to the hotel and to bed (uneventful RIGHT!!!)

Woke up Sunday and headed off to the Grabby's Recovery brunch but that's another story for the Pornie side of the weekend. Sunday night went off to the House Of Blues for some party that was going on thank god my good friend Demetri from SF gave me his tickets cuz I would have been pissed paying for that over packed and drugged out party... Maybe I was bummed cuz I was sober hahahahah. I think the highlight of that night was when a "Little Person" walked by and my dirty friend perked up like a 15 y/o lookin at a pair of titties for the first time. I now have some ideas on a certain scene I wanna run on him.

Monday has come and I just spent the day down at the leather mart with Brian... Realized it was kinda drabbed so we picked up our friend Jack or maybe it was Jim and he slid so nicely down that we were wasted in no time. Now Brian was a boy I had met back in NY and we kept in touch ever since. Amazing guy with and amazing cock!!! After a few hours downstairs I said alright can we go fuck now!! I did not have a room so the 17 1/2 floor would have to do. Bent me over in my chaps and took out his 11 inch dick and just raped the fuck out of me!!!! The funny thing about IML is that to catch an elevator is impossible so lots of people take the stairs down. So on top of been taken from behind while kneeled on the stairs in my chaps there was also an audience forming as more and more people came down the stairs. Brian seemed to get a little shy and was about to stop... "Don't you fucking stop mother fucker" I yelled. So he went to town for a good 10 minutes more. I shot my load about 4 stairs up from me and it was stunning!!! Had to put up a wet floor sign!!! Overall I have to say IML was quite overwhelming and I was a little intimidated so did not do or fuck as much as I wanted to but it was an amazing experience that I will def do again. Stay tuned for the Porn side of the weekend. There was lots more sex involved there!!! Lets just say I don't think I topped more than one guy this weekend. Practice bottoming makes perfect!!!

WOOF!!!